- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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