Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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