What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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My love life

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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He--Hey guys

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Well, there's one way...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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