- Anti Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact