how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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which one is easiest

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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