Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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