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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

THE GAME.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

YOU

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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