What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Cancer.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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No.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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ok

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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