- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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