- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

WEED!

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Punching a baby

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

The Earth is a nice place to live.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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