Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Man U

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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