- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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