- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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