- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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