What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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