What comes after 69? 70

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Women's Professional _________

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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