How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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