- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

aodhan hearty

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

why dont they make black forks

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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