Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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