Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Alchohol.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Christianity

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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