- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Knock knock What?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

call me maybe.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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