What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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good looking women

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Paper shield.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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I agree

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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