America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Women's Rights

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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I hate blackniggers

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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