I walk into a bar...

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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