Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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