1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

you gay?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

8===D

thumb_up thumb_down -30

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats In My Trash? Bears

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

thumb_up thumb_down -32

hi jonny

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops