Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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