- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock, knock. Come in.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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