- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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