- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

* anti-punchline

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

hey hey apple

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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