- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Women's Rights

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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