Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Potato!

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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