Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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what's black and can't swim?

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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