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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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