Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Keanu Reaves

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Jayden Eccles

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Replacement Referees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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