- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

A terrorist robs a walrus.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why do I hate food? I don't.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

test

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??