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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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