A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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