What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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womens rights

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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