- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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