Nuneaton..

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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