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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

WOw you have no life

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Your sex life.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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