Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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