whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Nuneaton..

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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