Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

A miserable man committed suicide.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

42, that is all

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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