What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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