- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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