- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

H o m o comes out as homo

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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