- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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