- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Needless to say,

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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